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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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