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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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