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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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