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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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