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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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