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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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