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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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