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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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