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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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