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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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