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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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