Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.