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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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