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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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