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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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