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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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