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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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