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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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