Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.