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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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