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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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