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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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