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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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