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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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