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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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