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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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