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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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