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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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