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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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