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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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