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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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