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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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