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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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