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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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