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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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