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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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