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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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