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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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