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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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