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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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