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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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