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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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