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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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