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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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