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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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