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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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