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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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