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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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