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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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