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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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