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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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