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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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