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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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