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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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