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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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