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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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