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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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