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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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