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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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