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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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