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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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