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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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