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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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