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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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