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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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