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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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