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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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