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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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