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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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