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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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