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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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