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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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