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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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